Someone Is Going To Marry This

March 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Some bitch has agreed to wake up to Vince Vaughn’s nose hairs for the rest of her days. Or until his fupa suffocates her while she’s going down on him.

Star Magazine says Vince and real estate agent Kyla Weber became engaged on Valentine’s Day. The two met at a wedding last summer. Kyla had a boyfriend of four years at the time, but let that bitch go after she met Vince. Yeah, I’m saying she’s a gold digger. She’s also going to have to be a moco digger, because you know Vince is the king of nose nasties. I get that vibe from him. He’s going to need her little finger to get up there and clean it out. Bitch will really have to dig for her money. Yes, I think about these things.

A source close to the situation said, “They spent a romantic weekend together. He dropped to one knee to propose and presented her with a gorgeous $125,000 4-carat diamond set in platinum. They’ll have their wedding either in L.A. or Alberta, and they’re both ready to start a family immediately!”

I can’t wait to see the magazine covers next week. They will read: VINCE VAUGHN IS GETTING MARRIED AND WILL HAVE BABIES SOON (Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston still lonely & barren).

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