Robin Williams Needs A Tune-Up

March 5, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

I was going through pictures of Robin Williams and found this gem from the 1990 Oscars. Whoever this beauty with Robin is, needs to drop whatever she’s doing (probably having a tea party with her Marie Osmond dolls) and get to the hospital STAT! Robin needs her to heal him with her grace and sophistication!

You see, it was said earlier that Robin’s hairy ass would be back to performing on Monday in Jacksonville, FL after being hospitalized in Miami with heart issues. Now Robin’s whole tour has been put on pause, because he needs an aortic valve replacement. Robin issued this statement through his spokeswhore to OK!: “I’m so touched by everyone’s support and well wishes. This tour has been amazing fun and I can’t wait to get back out on the road after a little tune-up.”

Robin makes it sound like he’s just spending an hour at Jiffy Lube, but that sounds like some major shit. I’m sure the shaggy rug on his chest will grow back in no time and he’ll back to being hot before we all know it. And that lady needs to get her ass over there now.

Photo by Alan Light

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