Robin Williams’ Heart Is Being A Real Bitch

March 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Doctors have told Robin Williams to stop the funny for one week and lay his ass down after he complained that his heart was hurting on the insides. The L.A. Times says Robin is currently touring South Florida in his one-bear show “Weapons of Self Destruction” when he started to have shortness of breath and heart issues. He was hospitalized yesterday in Miami. Miami is niiiice so I’ll say it thrice. Sorry, I was having a Golden Girls moment. Blame it on the Rocky Road bar I had late last night.

Apparently, Robin is in the ICU, but I read other reports that said he wasn’t. Who knows, but he is in the hospital.

Robin’s whores have canceled four of his shows this week. They said he will be back making funnies on Monday in Jacksonville, FL. Robin has been whoring his ass out since September on the 80-city tour.

His show is expected to take his ass to Broadway this spring. And that’s where I plan to see him. I’ve always had a weird crush on Robin since I was a teenager. Daddy bear issues. Yes, licking on his hairy ass body would cause you to cough up hairballs for a year, but I can’t help it. He does it for me.

Get all bettah and try the Jello, Robin!

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