Morning Wood

March 5, 2009 / Posted by:

The queen of the trailer dumpster Tonya Harding is mad at Obama. And I’m mad at her for those bangs – Jezebel

Eva LongWHORIA is full of doody – I’m Not Obsessed

Maria Conchita Alonso thinks Sean Penn needs to shut the fuck up – Celebitchy

THIEF! That’s what JLo isSocialite Life

Cheryl Tweedy’s husband arrested for being a sloppy drunk – Holy Moly!

Emma Roberts is about to be eaten alive by a mob of crazed Jonas fangirls – Scandalist

The biggest piece of trash in the world is going to ruin another innocent life! – ICYDK

I mean, can you blame Jon Gosselin? – Celebslam

Mischa Barton’s dealer drives a white Caddy – The Bastardly

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