Blaaaaake Is A Fucking Fool

Take a good, hard look at this sexy lady. What man wouldn’t give up his favorite crack pipe just so he could cuddle up next to this hot piece for a quick second. Although, don’t cuddle up too close, because the Wino can turn any second and bite your cheek off Cape Fear-style. Then you’ll have no cheek and a bad case of crackalitis. Other than that, she really is a sweet thing (not really). That’s why I don’t understand why Blaaaaake doesn’t love her anymore!!! That slag must be sober, because he’s not thinking right.

The Mirror says that while Wino is touring the gourmet shops near her new house for rare delicacies like Skittles and ice pops, Blaaaake is laying up with some 16-year-old ho. According to some skanks, 27-year-old Blaaaake has been going around with 16-year-old Francesca Morralee since January. The two must have met on the dating website e(is for Ecstasy)harmony.com or maybe Blaaake just hangs outside schools a lot. It’s not known, but Francesca is telling everyone it’s true, true love.

One friend said, “Fran thinks it’s glamorous to be seeing Amy’s man but she’s only 16. She likes to have a good time but certainly doesn’t do drugs. With Blake’s reputation he is not the best role model.”

You might not see PedoBear doing the happy dance around Blaaaake and his new toy, because I think 16 is the legal age over there. But I’m pretty sure that sexing up a Blaaake Fielder-Civil breaks several world laws if your name is not Amy Wino. Franny is infecting herself with Blaaaake’s slime and in turn will spread it to all of us! Throw the girl in quarantine and soak her in a hot bath of formaldehyde.

Franny might not have done the bad shit before, but she’s totally riding the dragon bareback if she’s hooking up with that cracktard. Even kissing Blaaake on the cheek is the equivalent to sticking a heroin-filled pump up your ass and screaming “Filler up!”

Here’s the former Crackie of Camden trolling around her new neighborhood yesterday. She looks kind of clean, eh? But that sweater dress totally makes her crackhive look fat.