Afternoon Crumbs

March 5, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The Parasite Hilton of toilets! It can swallow 18 big wieners in seconds. – Videogum

Wherever Dustin Lance Black goes, his Oscar goes with him – Lainey Gossip

Milla Jovovich is still taking it off – Egotastic!

This vintage magazine cover of Justin Gaston is missing a pitcher of iced tea and a Dateline camera crew – Towleroad

Elle MacPherson’s jacket looks like a coyote got stuck in a disco ball and didn’t live to tell the tale – Hollywood Tuna

Where can I sign up for the anti-Miley club? – Just Jared

Salma Hayek kissing a big bag of money (that’s what she thinks of to get through it) – Popsugar

Gary Dourdan gets a lap dance in Italy (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Teri Snatcher? – Cityrag

Stepford Katie needs to detox from the gallons of crazy Tommy feeds her hourly – Hollywood Rag

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