You Too Can Look Like A Rabies Infested Raccoon Died On Your Head

March 4, 2009 / Posted by:

In the new issue of some shit called Hype Hair Magazine, Kim Zolciak of The Really Broke Housewives of Atlanta gives hair tips. HAIR TIPS! Push me off the fucking tightrope, because I’ve heard it all!

Kim forgot to mention a few very important tips to getting her signature look. After you “release the curls,” take the wig off your head, put it in a bag, go outside, find a rabid raccoon, throw it in the bag, walk to your dryer, toss the bag in and tumble on high for 45 minutes. When the timer goes off, pull your wig out (the raccoon should still be attached) and plop it on your head. Voila!

(Thanks Carol)

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