Here I was thinking that Megan Fox’s vagina was going to chomp its way through all the peens of Hollywood. I was wrong, because it looks like she’s back to riding Hi-Ho David Silver, but who knows? Maybe they were caught on their way to ex sex. Dickmatization does that to a slut.
When you break up with good dick, at first you get all empowered by telling yourself you don’t need to bust nuts in order to be happy. Then before you know it, you’re laying in bed and all you can think about is that good dick. It doesn’t matter the dick is attached to a major bag of caca. No. You don’t even think of that. You just think of that peen opening its lips and softly telling you how much it loves you. That shit make you call the dick owner and tell him how much you miss him, blah.. blah.. blah… When really you just want to hit that dick again.
That’s probably what happened to Megan. Or maybe this was just one of those publicity stunt things fameswhores can’t stop themselves from doing. Yeah, after all that, let’s go with the latter.