When Elle Magazine asked Vanessa Lutz about her best homegirl Jakey Gyllenhaal, she said, “He’s fabulous. He really is a fantastic guy.”
Fabulous? Reese might as well have said that the bitch is feir-feir-feeeeeeirce. And that he’s so glittery that she just wants to wear him as a dress while skipping along the rainbow trails left by his ass.
Reese went on to talk about how she’s made of sugars, “I’m made of cookies after the holidays. Everything inside me is made of sugar and flour and a little red wine–a lot of red wine.”
This bitch might be gayer than Jakey. Might be.
Visit Elle to read the rest of Reese’s interview if you give a shit.
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