OctoCrazy: The Movie

March 4, 2009 / Posted by:

No, this post isn’t about Crazy Baby Lady spreading her octopussy in a porn movie. This might be worse. TMZ says that some bitch is currently trying to whore out OctoCrazy’s birth tape for around seven figures. No, the horror show wasn’t directed by Eli Roth, but somebody shot that shit in the delivery room with OctoCrazy’s blessing.

Seriously, that is some Hostel shit right there. A blood bath to rival all blood baths. I’m not going to lie, I’d watch it.

I bet that when the doctor cut into her Audrey II, a white flag from her womb popped up. Then the doctor and his staff had to wrestle the babehs out, because they refused to come out. They knew what kind of craziness they were getting into.

If that fuckery is too much for you, just search “dog giving birth to litter” on YouTube. It’s probably less gory and a furry dog friend is much more pleasant to look at than OctoCrazy.

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