Who Is February’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
March 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
February is one of those quick minute months, so there’s only 3 hot sluts to choose from and 2 are memaws! 2009 really is the year of the Memaw. One of these sluts will skip on to the Hot Slut of the Year pageant with Stains. None of them really have any chance against Stains, right? Anyway, here are your choices:
The US Window Factory Beauty: You should cawl her!
Helen Thomas: The baddest bitch at the White House.
Clara from Great Depression Cooking with Clara: The lone memaw who will keep us all well-fed during the next depression. Gulp.
Voting is in the sidebar to the right. Vote with your life! The winning slut will be announced Thursday.
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