Sharon Osbourne Sued For Beating A Skank

March 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Megan Hauserman needs to realize that if she’s going to be on a Vh1 reality show, she’s either going to get ass beat or she’s going to catch some mutant breed of crotch bugs. Either or. That’s why Megan shouldn’t be shocked that Sharon Osbourne poured wine on her ass and yanked at her skanky weave after she called Ozzybrain dead.” The brawl went down on the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show a little while ago and now Megan is suing over it.

TMZ says Megan filed the lawsuit yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court. Megan is suing for “for battery, negligence and infliction of emotional distress.”

Emotional distress?! Battery? This is coming from a skeezer who kissed on Bret Michaels and probably peeked under under his bandana. If that doesn’t scar your emotions for life, I don’t know what does. Megan is suing the wrong bitch.

Dumb fuck Megan should also come better prepared next time. She needs to get herself one of those expensive bullet-proof wigs. Not even an Osbourne could rip that shit off.

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