Open Post: Hosted By Simon Baker’s Junk

March 3, 2009 / Posted by:

This is why the internet is kind of awesome sometimes. Did you wake up this morning and think to yourself that you were going to see Simon’s little baker in some cotton panties today? Okay, so did I. Actually, I was hoping I’d see Gerald McRaney’s (from Simon & Simon) balls and peen, but this will do for now. But I’m waiting, Gerald. Show them panties soon.

Here’s Simon Baker with his balls out at soccer practice the other day. It really doesn’t take much for me, does it?

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