Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which Twitter-happy star uses the social site to find his next hook-up? You could be next, he has no preference as long as you live within driving distance and seem somewhat discreet. It’s not Ashton Kutcher. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

John Mayer? So get on that shit if you want John to twitter your twatter live and in person. And “somewhat discreet” might be code for “likes you to finger his no-no.”

Which sexy NYC-based celeb’s pickup line needs a little improvement? “Have we met?” he asks. “Have we had sex? No? Do you want to?” (Gatecrasher)

Regis? And my answer is yes, I want to.

This reality star has a really interesting past. Although on television he/she is romantically involved with someone of the opposite sex, the past hints at the opposite. As a wild high school student, the reality star would throw off-campus sex parties to which only members of their same sex were invited. (Blind Gossip)

Please don’t let this be Spencer. Please! My kind doesn’t want him. Throw him back!

This B list movie actress and A list wannabe made it very clear this week to the only rich guys she was hitting on, that despite what is being written in the tabloids about her being in a relationship, that they are in fact, “friends” and that she can date whomever she wishes. That however is not what her other half has been saying. He thinks they are a couple and told everyone he encountered over the weekend as such. (CDAN)

Kate Hudson?! That tramp!