Why is that ho just standing there smiling? When there’s a Chris Brown coming at you with a fist out, you don’t fucking standing there like it’s cute! You jump in that flower bush or dive in the damn water. A smile isn’t going to protect your ass.
But seriously, whoever is Chris Brown’s crisis management whore is doing a fail ass job. Here he is in Miami having just the time of his damn life, skipping around and being all merry-like. It’s almost like he’s saying to us, “I just beat a bitch down and now I’m going to Disneyland.”
While Chris was outside beating waves down with his jetski, RiRi was inside the house reportedly trying to get her shit together. Hopefully, bitch was chanting some “Nam Myoho Renge Kyo” shit. If it worked for Tina Turner, it might work for RiRi.