The Triumphant Return Of The Crackie Of Camden!

March 2, 2009 / Posted by:

The peace and quiet that has fallen over London these past couple of months has come to an end now that Amy Wino is back from her sitdown performance as the resident drunktard of St. Lucia! Crackzilla arrived back in Britain yesterday and didn’t waste any time getting back to her old ways. Ah. The world can spin again.

The Sun
says that before Wino’s raggedy ballet slipper even touched the ground of London, she was already beating hos down for giving her the side-eye! On her flight back to the UK, Wino thought some dude on the plane was giving her “strange looks” so she unleashed her fury on him. A source said, “Amy went wild. She thought this guy was giving her strange looks and just lost it. She was nervous about coming back and seeing Blake so it didn’t take much to push her over the edge.”

What’s the saying? Never give a horse the side-eye? Never wink at a horse’s ass? Or never look a gift horse in the mouth? Whatever it is, that shit goes for Wino. Never look at a Wino unless you want the gift of a beat down followed by a bad case of rabies. When the Wino is in your presence, you keep your head down, your crack rocks close and your eyes to yourself. That stupid passenger bitch had it coming! And on a Sunday! The free clinic ain’t even open on Sundays. Bitch deserved it.

And the crackhive has returned to its rightful owner as well! It’s like she never left! But if you’re in North London, maybe you should lock your doors, board up your windows and bury your crack pipes. It’s better to be safe than Wino.

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