Look! It’s Madonna and the Baby Jesus on a wintery night! The only thing missing is a fucking manger and some farm animals. How fucking special.
Anythisisborderlinepedoshit, Vadge and her hooker of the moment had a beautiful dinner in NYC last night. I’m sure it was really romantic with him sitting on a highchair slurping on mushy peas while Vadge readjusted her colostomy bag.
And take a good look at Baby Jesus while he’s still young and beautiful, because that shit isn’t going to last. Vadge is quickly sucking out his youth. By the end of the month, she’ll look like a roidy toddler and he’ll look like Larry King’s freeze-dried dick.