My Glitter Hole Just Exploded

March 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Let the sparkly fairy dust fall all over of you as you look at these precious pictures of American Idol’s Adam Lambert skipping through the rainbows. Yeah, if didn’t know Adam liked the peen, then you need to drop your gaydar off at the shop for fixing. My gaydar shut down when Adam first popped up on my screen.

Vote For the Worst posted a few pictures of Adam sticking his tongue out in another dude’s mouth. Pictures like this are never a good idea. I mean, that shit never looks hot! We’ve all taken them, because we think it makes us look like sex kittens, but it doesn’t! It looks like he’s barfing into that tiny gay’s mouth! Well, he sort of is barfing. Barfing shiny rainbows! May the unicorns frolic!

I did know Adam was gayer than my MAC lip glass-covered no-no (it makes it extra sexy), but I didn’t know he was a raver! These pictures of him at Burning Man brings back the memories. Where’s my pacifier and glow stick? It’s time to fucking roll.

Adam should really perform on Idol as his drag queen alter ego. Homegirl is more of a woman than Paula Abdul will ever be. By the way, the 4th thumbnail may make your asspussy pucker until the dicks come home. A little warning.

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