Morning Wood
March 2, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
I almost didn’t recognize this sexy lady without her mask! – SOW
RyanAir will start charging to use the toilet. No thanks, I’ll just shit in the barf bag – Holy Moly!
BEAT – ICYDK
Pasadena Magazine’s photo spreads will now consist of pictures of Tori Spelling with the words “DIE CUNT” scribbled in blood on them – Videogum
The Jonas Brothers are a big, steaming hot plate of No. 2 – E! Online
I love that Blaaaake’s mom uses the word “trollop” – Celebitchy
What the hell kind of GD outfit is this dude wearing?! – I’m Not Obsessed
Pete Wentz continues to be the biggest douche in doucheland – Socialite Life
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