Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

March 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Which mega-star’s reputation is being trashed by a tranny in Miami? The endowed lass is telling anyone who’ll listen all about his embarrassing sexual positions. (Gatecrasher)

I’m getting a Colin Farrell vibe from this shit, but his dick isn’t that much of a star. (NSFW) Click here to see it if you haven’t. It looks like an overstuffed taquito on a bed of wild rice.

Which young hearth-throb dumped his girlfriend for hitting on his younger brother? She’s not as pure as she seems – she shared topless pics with her man’s mini-me! (Star Magazine VIA ONTD)

Cover girl Zac Efron and that Vanessa tramp? I don’t know why she had to send pictures. A bitch just needs to google to see her Mickey Mouse bush.

Which bulimic Hollywood star is worrying film bosses? She scoffs a three-course meal every three hours… then chucks it back up… (3am Girls)

Bulimia is so out. It’s all about chewing your food and then spitting it out into a Dixie Cup instead of swallowing.

This C list television actor who has really done nothing since his hit ensemble comedy television show went off the air, only dines at restaurants when his “valet” is there. At about ten places he frequents, our actor calls ahead and will only patronize the restaurant when his favorite valet at the place is available to park his beloved car. Oh, and while he used to tip $100 each time, he is now down to tipping $5. I guess he needs a new show soon. (CDAN)

Matthew Perry? And I’m sure he was getting a special baggie filled with the bad shit for that tip.

One of our favorite actors is having a wardrobe problem on the set of his latest film. What kind of problem? Well, our actor was measured for his costumes when he first committed to the film, but over the winter he may have indulged in a few too many Happy Meals. Now he’s sporting love handles that would put the Michelin Man to shame. Perhaps if he cut down on one of his recreational habits, he wouldn’t have the munchies so often. (Blind Gossip)

Russel to the CROWE?!

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