Well, This Is Rich

February 28, 2009 / Posted by:

Blaaaaake busted out of the chokey this week and it was reported that Amy Wino was on her back to England to jump into his heroin-loving arms to make crack chirruns or something. Well, apparently, Blaaaake isn’t interested anymore and is fleeing Britain. Yeah, something in the leche ain’t clean.

The Sun says that Blaaaake is done and done with the Crackie of Camden and wants to move on with his life (it’s news to me that he has one). Friends say he has refused to see Wino, because he thinks she’s a bad influence on him now. This just confirms that the skank is crack damaged in the brains. Please don’t put a floppy dick in my mouth and tell me it’s hard.

The friend added, “His mum Georgette plans to sell up and get Blake to another country. They don’t want to squander all the hard work.

Hard work? Oh, I see. Blaaaake believes the rumors that Wino is off the crack, so all his hard work from snorting, injecting and puffing so much will go to waste if she tries to get him off the bad shit.

Wherever he goes, Wino’s crackhive will find him. It has skills. So Blaaake should flee to another planet instead. I hear Uranus is nice this time of year. Seriously, Uranus is severely underrated.

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