I’m always joking around that my ass is so gay it can shit stars, rainbows and hearts. Well, now it really fucking can thanks to Poopy Time Fun Shapes! All I have to do is stick a plastic tube up my ass, squeeze them cheeks and out comes the fun! I hope they make this in jumbo sizes, because that little thing isn’t going to do. Tic-Tac in a whale!
If spewing out hearts and stars during caca times isn’t your thing, you can also try The Turd Twister. They have over ten shapes to choose from! Everything from a moon turd to a Christmas tree turd. Seriously, it’s not the holiday season until you’ve shat out a Christmas tree! The fun in your end never ends!