Over the weekend, a beautiful note was posted on Kim Zolciak’s website saying that her website was on pause, because she failed to pay the bill. Now, I have been waiting for this ho’s response. I thought she would say her back alley wig ate the invoice or maybe a K-A-T hacked into her website to destroy her. Kim isn’t putting the blame on either those things. Instead, she’s saying her publicist is the evil doer! Publicist?! Yeah, I guess she needs one for her spectacular country music career.
The Really Broke Houseskank has requested a restraining order against her former spokeswhore, because she claims that after she fired him, he took over her website, changed the passwords and posted that little blurb about her being a low-budget bitch.
I’m a little disappointed with her former spokesbitch. That’s the best he could do? He has to have to some real shit on Kim. Like what is really hiding under Kim’s wig of mystery? Hmmm. I bet we’ll find out on the season finale of Lost. That’s where that dead polar bear really went!
And Kim is an island that needs to be moved NOW!