Real Love

February 27, 2009 / Posted by:

No, Mickey Rourke didn’t get a new chihuahua. I’m pretty sure he’s had this bitch for a while, but now it looks like Jaws the chihuahua is now Mickey’s new main homey. They were canoodling at LAX yesterday. Well, Mickey’s heart looks full, but I think Jaws is busy trying to fight the urge to eat his own eyeballs out. And the name Jaws makes so much sense since Mickey kind of looks like he was attacked in the face by a Great White. They make a beautiful pair!

LOKI: Nevah 4Get!

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