Open Post: Hosted By The Aniston Hold

February 27, 2009 / Posted by:

I was looking at pictures of Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson at the photocall for Marley & Me in Rome today and got a slight case of deja vu. It felt like I’ve seen this pose from Aniston a zillion times. I decided to do a quick search and found that it’s one of her signatures! I mean, there’s different variations of it. Sometimes she lightly touches their body, other times she grabs their jacket, and when she’s really into it, she side hugs them with both arms. It’s probably because she has so much fucking love to give. Or it’s her way of saying, “OMG! Please don’t fucking leave me. PLEASE! I’m begging you. NO! OMG! NO! Don’t! I don’t want to die alone. NO! PLEEEASE!” Either or.

For shits, I also wanted to see if St. Angie has done the same pose and she has! A couple of times. Arms down, Angie. That pose belongs to Aniston! Don’t take that away too!

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