February 27, 2009 / Posted by:

In today’s extra special edition of “What Would Kanye Say?“, the voice of this generation gives us his words of wisdom on the RiRi/Brown beat down of ’09. Previously, Kanye said he was “devastated” and that RiRi could be “the greatest perform in the world.” This time, Kanye thinks we should all just give Chris Brown a little pat on the head, because everybody makes mistakes.

During a taping of Vh1’s Storytellers on February 13th, Kanye said to the audience, “Can’t we give Chris a break? … I know I make mistakes in life.” I know a lot of people that want to give Chris a break. A break in his fucking face!

Kanye went on to say, “Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing. … He’s a real fuckin’ person; he makes mistakes. O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing, though?”

A child toucher, a bong lover and a lady killer. What do they have in common? Kanye West thinks they are all AMAZING!

You know who Kanye doesn’t think is amazing? Thom Yorke of Radiohead! According to Kanye, SQUID BRAINS Thom snubbed his ass backstage at the Grammys. Kanye said, “So when he performed at the Grammys, I sat the fuck down.

Oh, Kanye. I want you to be great. Help me help you BE GREAT! If you want to be great, just sit the fuck down, torture your MacBook Air….and keep spewing out AMAZING comments like this shit every hour on the hour! Seriously, Kanye’s words of crazy make my world (and eyeballs) go ’round!

P.S. – The Kanyeism of the day is: AMAZING!!!1!!


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