The holy family left The Little Mermaid on Broadway last night and this is what Shiloh thought of that roller skating shit. If I was anywhere near there, I would’ve grabbed that holy moco out of her finger and put it on eBay. There’s a Brangaloonie out there that would sell their children’s organs in order to buy that shit. They would melt it down and inject it into their veins so they can tell people they share the same DNA with the most beautifulwonderfulgloriousangelic family in all the universe.
And why does Brad Pitt look like he’s fighting a bad case of the runs? Maybe he got caught a glimpse of his own reflection in a window and looking at his tired BENJAMIN BUTTON’S face gave him instant diarrhea.