Reunited And It Tastes Like Crack

February 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Blaaaaake was freed from the prison house yesterday and this was news to Amy Wino. Wino was over in her new adopted homeland of St. Lucia when she heard about the news. The bitch dropped her coconut-made crack pipe and started to make plants to get off the island to head back to her Blaaaake in England.

A source told The Sun, “Hearing Blake was out brought lots of emotions back for Amy. She feels like she was the last to know he was getting released and that hurt. She is desperate to see him again and wants to work things out. She still loves him.

This is good for St. Lucia, but bad for England. St. Lucia is finally getting rid of their very own smoke monster, but Camden better brace themselves. When Wino and Blaaaake embrace for the first time, crack rocks will multiply, ballet slippers will cause chaos in the streets from trying to get away and Wino’s crackhive will burn itself in a fire.

The Prime Minister should do the right thing and close the borders to Gargamel-looking crackheads before it’s too late. For the sake of Camden!

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