Fishy Is The One Who Doesn’t Understand

February 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Fishsticks Paltrow is at it again. She already told the haters of GOOP to fuck off. And now she’s saying that the whores who hate it, just don’t understand IT.

The New York Times wrote up on article about how GOOP was basically a bunch of pretentious fish caca. At some event last night, Fishy defended her GOOP again to People, “I think the people who are criticizing it or criticizing the idea of it, don’t really get it, because if they did, they would like it. There’s nothing incendiary about it. I find it really interesting because it’s a harmless newsletter that goes out each week.”

I GET IT, BITCH! Now get this: FUCK OFF. Seriously, the people who do actually get it are probably the ones who can’t stand that mess. I get it loud and clear. If you don’t buy $20,000 purses and eat organic tree bark, then you’re not worthy. This is what is so effed up about this ho. She can’t understand that people just don’t like something she does. I just want to smack her in her smug face with CHERYL BURKE’S mop head!

Look at Fishy’s face. Don’t you just want to smoosh it up into little balls, throw those balls into a deep fryer, pour some tartar sauce all over that shit and then chuck them at seagulls flying by?! And her words even make me want to do more horrible things. Every time I read something she says, the Chris Brown in me rises up and I have to go beat one of my dildos (and not in a sexay way).

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