Afternoon Crumbs

February 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Somewhere in the world, a memaw is being blinded by the sun, because Aniston stole her window curtains! – Popsugar

RiRi’s recovering in Mexico…in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna

The worst album ever might be coming to a 99 Cent store discount bin near you – Just Jared

Johnny Weir does it better than Lady CaCa Towleroad

Marisa Miller looks better like this – Egotastic!

Chuck Bass’ purple bow-tie is making my peen pucker – Lainey Gossip

Darlene Connor still brings the sexy (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Katy Perry’s got sunshine faces on her shoulders – Hollywood Rag

Cate Blanchett signs on to the biggest flop of 2010 – ICYDK

Zac Efron is going to make a stunning bride – I’m Not Obsessed

Morgan Freeman’s whore is going to sue him – Celebitchy

Brittany Snow is no Kelly Rutherford Socialite Life

Dirty dildo alert – Cityrag

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