A Dick Bag And A Hooker Have Broken Up

February 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Hef’s ex-concubine, Holly Madison, and the douchy guinea pig magician known as Criss Angel have ended their magical romance after 4 looooong months. Hey, in whore years, 4 months is like a lifetime!

29-year-old Holly (I just fell off mah chair!) and 41-year-old Criss were living in his Las Vegas house, but since they have broken up, she’s moved all her pink Playboy shit into her parents’ house.

A source told E! News, “It was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn’t devote 100 percent of her time in Vegas and his career at the expense of her career and her goals.”

Riddle me this, bitch is no longer working at Playboy, she’s not licking on Hef’s Malt-O-Meal stick anymore, so what “career” is she talking about? Even Criss Angel couldn’t pull her CAREER out of a fucking black top hat. The truth is that the bitch finally woke up from the trance he put her under and realized she was fucking Criss Angel. That’s the real MINDFREAK.

Holly just needs to go take her happy ass into a corner, sit down and stop trying to make the “husband” thing happen for now. The ho can’t pick them. Bitch has been to corpseland and doucheland, but she’s never been to her!

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