If this shit is true, then I will quit this bitch and become Sean Peen’s personal nostril cleaner. Shit, I’d be his nostril cleaner anyway. Think of all the sugar he’s got up there. I’d scrape it out, sell it back to his cokey ass and use the cash to build the Mother’s Circus Animal Cookie house of my dreams!
The Sun says that Sean ran into his old bitch Vadge at her Oscars after-party. Vadge had Baby Jesus with her and when she went to thank Sean on his win, he answered, “Thanks. Another kid already?”
Sean can do a line off my taint anytime. And I know you’re thinking that Sean shouldn’t talk since he’s probably biting on Lindsay Blohan’s cokey puss lips. But let’s be real, that bitch ain’t a kid! She almost looks older than Vadge and that’s saying everything.
P.S. – Remember when Vadge didn’t look like a velociraptor’s dick? She was so hot back then. Nautical diaper shorts and all.