Beeker’s secret love child Carla from Top Chef is going to hold shit down for me while I’m away. I have to quit this bitch early so that I can get on a plane and head back to my homeland of California for my mom’s birthday extravaganza. Someone really have to be there to scream, “YOU OLD!” when she blows out her candles. And that someone is me! So, I most likely won’t be posting anymore shit until sometime tomorrow morning. Then it will be ho business as usual around here.
If there’s any breaking news, you heard it here LAST! As usual.
Until then, you better cheer Carla on to Top Chef victory tonight! This bitch has to win, just so we can see her eyeballs bust out of her head, do cartwheels in the air and then drop it like it’s hot back into her sockets!
(Thanks to Mattchew and Tiredofbeinsexy for the gif!)