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February 25, 2009 / Posted by:

A couple of weeks ago, I was talking on the phone with my mom and we were talking shit about the usual. My mom was watching TV, Access Hollywood or some shit, and she said, “That Lindsay girl has been with the same boy for a long time.” Here I am thinking my mom was making a funny. Homegirl wasn’t. She truly believed that SamRo is a real-life boy and doesn’t just play one in paparazzi pictures. How could she not know?! When I set my mom straight, she said, “Well, I just look at pictures. I don’t read that sort of thing and she does look a cute, little boy.” And then she said, “It’s not like you ever tell me anything.” Like it’s my fault!

Anyway, White Oprah Jr. and SamRo were back together last night in Hollywood doing lezzie type things or whatever. I just really want to drop a powdered soap on HoHan and then turn the hose on her. That would be a waste time since “Lohan” doesn’t really wash off.

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