Vivid Entertainment is piggybacking on OctoMommy’s fame (the visual just destroyed me) by offering her $1 million for just one porn movie. Yeah, watching dudes dick slap her c-section scars is really going to make genitals explode in excitement.
TMZ says that Vivid is ready to make her a contract girl and if she agrees to that, her army of babehs will get full medical and dental insurance. But she’ll have to do more than one porn.
Well, bitches have been calling her Octopussy, so she’s already got the name. Or maybe she can call herself Vaginalina HOlie? Either will work. And for titles I’m thinking Eight Inches Is Not Enough, STRETCH Marks or Womb Raider? One of her “co-stars” can dress up like a giant sperm, she can dress up like an egg and they can do fucky times on a giant petri dish. Ugh. I can’t. It’s too early and the caffeine isn’t even close to kicking in. I might have to shoot up coffee directly through my veins in order to deal.
OctoMommy is every kind of crazy, so I wouldn’t pull out my pit hairs in shock if she actually went through with this. Nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to this crazy.