Morning Wood
February 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Kellie Pickler needs to put down the Botox needle and step the fuck away. And Phyllis Diller better sue her ass for copyright infringement – Celebitchy
Whitney Houston can put down the shank for now – Vh1 Blog
Kanye West will tell you that he has the power to put the hunger for ze cock on your tongue – The Frisky
Since Kelly has been gone, she’s been hittin’ the Hometown Buffet. JOKES! – ICYDK
From the department of NOT RIGHT: Rosario Dawson’s mother is a pit licker – I’m Not Obsessed
Sookie & Bill 4 EVER – Popeater
This picture would be better if they were making out – Socialite Life
Spoiler Alert! Marc Cherry really hates Nicollette Sheridan – SOW
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