Morning Wood

February 25, 2009 / Posted by:

Kellie Pickler needs to put down the Botox needle and step the fuck away. And Phyllis Diller better sue her ass for copyright infringement – Celebitchy

Whitney Houston can put down the shank for now – Vh1 Blog

Kanye West will tell you that he has the power to put the hunger for ze cock on your tongue – The Frisky

Since Kelly has been gone, she’s been hittin’ the Hometown Buffet. JOKES! – ICYDK

From the department of NOT RIGHT: Rosario Dawson’s mother is a pit licker – I’m Not Obsessed

Sookie & Bill 4 EVER – Popeater

This picture would be better if they were making out – Socialite Life

Spoiler Alert! Marc Cherry really hates Nicollette SheridanSOW

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