The Transformation Can Continue!

February 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Evan Rachel Wood’s transformation into Dita Von Teese was on pause since November, but you can hit the play button again, but bitches are saying she’s back to licking on Marilyn Manson’s decapitated worm peen.

Page Six says that Marilyn came out of the W Hotel Sunday morning and told a bitch “he was waiting for his girlfriend.” A quick minute later, Evan came out and the two got into a car and drove off to GROSSville.

I guess by this time tomorrow, Evan will be black-haired and red-lipped again. You can find her ass splashing around in a giant busted martini glass with rhinestone pasties on her nipples. Ugh.

If Evan wants to cause shame to her vag, then that’s her thing. Bitch’s snatch was just learning to smile again and now she’s pulled this! Evan, your vagina isn’t creaming in pleasure. It’s fucking crying tears of pain because it has to kiss Marilyn’s corroded cock creature again.

Personally, I’d rather get butt fucked by a plugged-in power strip than let Marilyn hit this.

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