It’s Fat Fuck Tuesday, so it’s only fitting that the current King of the Krewe of Bacchus, Val Kilmer, host this bitch. Yes, Val Kilmer’s mouth looks like it fell on a table filled with delicious pies. Bitch still wants you to light his fire so he can make some delicious s’mores! Okay, okay. You get it.
Val rode in the Krewe of Bacchus Parade in New Orleans yesterday and my stomach is thankful that someone put some silky panties over his crotch. They knew a panty-free upskirt would destroy retinas. The soul is not prepared or Val’s 5,000 calorie beef stick.
And I really think Val and Cojo should make butt babies together so that they can preserve their species.
Happy Mardi Gras, whores!