Morning Wood
February 24, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
The Willy Warmer looks like something out of The Muppets, but this peen cover is not for children. It also kind of looks like Vadge’s sascrotch. – Buzzfeed
Charles Barkley is going to the clink where he can get a blow job in peace! – Celebitchy
Natalie Portman might be frolicking in the unicorn forest soon – I’m Not Obsessed
We’ve already seen Kate Winslet nekkid. Plenty. – Socialite Life
Surprisingly, the Jonas Brothers #1 fan didn’t melt into a panty pudding puddle – SOW
Martha Stewart’s pansy ass weed show – Popbytes
Ed Westwick is wearing your pepaw’s old velour tracksuit – Pink is the New Blog
George Clooney wants Obama NOW! – Holy Moly!
Courtney Love is looking beat – ICYDK
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