Morning Wood

February 24, 2009 / Posted by:

The Willy Warmer looks like something out of The Muppets, but this peen cover is not for children. It also kind of looks like Vadge’s sascrotch. – Buzzfeed

Charles Barkley is going to the clink where he can get a blow job in peace! – Celebitchy

Natalie Portman might be frolicking in the unicorn forest soon – I’m Not Obsessed

We’ve already seen Kate Winslet nekkid. Plenty. – Socialite Life

Surprisingly, the Jonas Brothers #1 fan didn’t melt into a panty pudding puddle – SOW

Martha Stewart’s pansy ass weed show – Popbytes

Ed Westwick is wearing your pepaw’s old velour tracksuit – Pink is the New Blog

George Clooney wants Obama NOW! – Holy Moly!

Courtney Love is looking beat – ICYDK

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