Mickey Rourke Will Get An Oscar Of His Very Own

February 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Mickey Rourke may have lost the top prize on Sunday, but he will get an Oscar of his very own to terrorize with his face that only Loki can love. That’s because he’s apparently going to adopt a chihuahua and name him Oscar. Mickey is still burning his face with tears over Loki, so he’s hoping to mend the broken piece of his heart a little by getting another dog friend.

A source tells Radar, “Mickey has other dogs but he misses Loki terribly. He doesn’t want to wait long either – he wants to get his new pooch this week. The new dog won’t replace Loki but by naming it Oscar Mickey says he’ll make his comeback year even more special.

We were totally ripped off on Sunday, because we didn’t get a rambling Rourke rant. Methinks the FCC had something to do with that shit! Because of that, when Mickey gets his new Oscar, he better hold some kind of press conference and give us the speech we’ve all been waiting (and boozing) for!

Also, I hope Mickey adopts a needy chihuahua from one from the worst pet dungeons in the world: Parasite Hilton’s house.

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