Megan Fox Is On The Loose

February 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Color me fucking surprised, Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox’s fartytale engagement has come to end. You know, the color “surprised” can be achieved by getting a dick slapping from Brian. So, color me! Color my face! Color it!

Anyway, UsWeekly says that David Silver is now single after 4 years. Some source type said,”The relationship had run its course. It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”

Every whore with half a brain cell knew this shit would happen sooner or sooner. There’s too many rumors about David being a major assholian. And I pretty much knew their fate when Megan said at the Golden Globes that David didn’t want to be her date. It was only a matter of seconds before she woke up from her dickmatized coma.

Besides, the only reason the gods brought them together was so that this image could be captured. Megan can now concentrate on becoming the next Meryl Streep and David Silver can prepare for his inevitable appearance on Confessions of a Teen Idol 2.

And Sienna Miller better have the twatty wart known as Balthazar Getty burned off STAT, because Megan Fox is going to give her some competition as one of the biggest sluts in Hollywood. Sienna has to set up her game. Now that Megan is on the loose, she’s going to eff everyone from Mickey Rourke to Mickey Rooney.

SHARE
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >