Lily Allen’s New Piece Has A Nice Cock

February 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Lily Allen is part-time banging Tom Dinsdale of Audio Bullys (dude above, duh) and she’s pretty proud of his first class peen.

During an interview with Q Magazine (via The Sun), Lily tongued him in front of the interviewer. Later when she was alone with the reporter she said, “The hunk in my kitchen. Well, he’s hot. He’s cute, isn’t he? I had a sleep-over two nights ago and he came along. Quite young, for me. What d’you wanna know? How big his cock is? It’s very nice.”

Lily is practically sending out an invitation to the world to please sample her dude’s top shelf dick because it’s stellar. When you’ve got yourself some good dick, you don’t broadcast it to every slut out there. There’s a lot of peen-hungry vultures who are always on the look out for dick that counts!

Instead, you tell bitches that shit is whacked. You tell them that he’s got a 2-inch narcoleptic peen that’s covered in hairy warts with urethra lips that rival Lisa Rinna’s mouth roids. You don’t want whores sniffing at your goods. Damn, Lily. For the sake of your future orgasms, keep that shit to yourself.

Image: Mr. Paparazzi

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