Which actor snorted cocaine in the bathroom during an Oscar after-party, while a slimmed-down stoner actor smoked pot outside with his pals? (Page Six)
It sounds like the only reason to go to the Oscars is for available drugs. My guesses are Sean Peen and Seth Rogen?
Which billionaire’s son is a scary misogynist? When women balk at his less-than-gentlemanly pickup lines, he calls them bitches and shouts a threat or two. (Gatecrasher)
Threats and names always get me on all fours in the alley way. I’m going to guess Greasy Bear, but is his family even worth more than an Arby’s coupon anymore?
Which Hollywood actress kept the ceremony seat warmer unusually busy with her frequent trips to the loo to “powder her nose”? The poor man kept having to hop into her seat during every ad break. (3am Girls)
This pains me because premiere seat warmer Phoebe Price should have had that job! And my official guess is Sophia Loren? Hah.
Which married Oscar nominee has been cheating on his wife with a hard-partying starlet? (Gatecrasher)
Peen and Blohan? Exhibit a
Which rehabbed D-lister doesn’t learn? The bad boy was spotted driving while drinking beers recently. (NYDN)
Spaghetti Cat? Stains? Andy Dick? Jesse Metcalfe? All of the above?
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