Sporty Spice Had A Baby

February 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Sporty Spice (aka Dyke Spice) let out one of those baby creatures yesterday in London. THE BABY EPIDEMIC IS NOT SLOWING DOWN! You might be laughing now, but you won’t be when you’re drowning in a river of baby ass vomit. Trust this.

Anyway, this is Sporty’s first kid. The daddy is her jizz lender of six years Thomas Starr. Sporty announced the news on her website:

Melanie C gave birth to a beautiful little girl at 4:10 pm on Sunday 22nd February. The baby weighed 8lb 3oz. Both Mum and baby, named Scarlet Starr, are doing fine.

Scarlet Starr sounds like a character in a Jackie Collins book. Or the name of a top shelf stripper who is always covered in body glitter and smells like Pantene. Hey, at least I said top shelf stripper!

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