Posh Isn’t Human

February 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Draw a picture of a little hangman figure using a ball point pen and stick that shit next to Posh. This praying mantis alien probably makes your stick figure look like Jessica Simpson in diaper jeans after a chili cook-out. This bitch right here looks like my pinky’s shadow!

I mean, damn! At least she’ll never get locked out of anywhere, because bitch can slip under door cracks and shit. Although, one day Posh is going to walk into her shower and accidentally slip down the damn drain.

I would say this is some Morticia Addams shit, but the sleeve of Morticia’s dress is even too big for this spork creature.

Here’s Posh making Dita Von Teese, Eva Longwhoria and Kate Beckinsale looks like three fatty fatty bo batties at Elton John’s Oscar party last night. Hopefully, Posh at least smelled some food so she can gain a calorie or two.

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