Paula Deen, the clogged artery of my heart (and that’s a compliment), was keeping it sexy at the Miami Food & Wine Festival yesterday when her nalgas decided to come out and play while she was walking off the stage. I figured Paula Deen is a Red Vines g-string kind of bitch, but she was wearing some flesh-colored granny panties instead. I’m also surprised a stick of butter didn’t fall out of her ass. Seriously, you know she can churn butter up in there.
February 23, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K