Nicky Hilton Got Pushed On Her Pancake Ass!

February 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Nicky Hilton getting pushed down + IHOP + A Citzen’s Arrest + A transient = A fucking amazing story worth a standing ovation and a dick slap. Seriously, I want to get my lazy ass out of my chair and clappity clap for this hotness. I just wish Vivica Fox and her SLYCIC friends told us this would happen beforehand, so that we could set up seats, order a Rooty Tooty and cheer on the transient!

TMZ says that for some reason (*cough*coke pick-up*cough*) Nicky Hilton was outside of IHOP in West Hollywood at 5am when she got into an altercation with a “transient.” The country’s newest hero then pushed Nicky to the ground.

Surprisingly, Nicky’s bony ass didn’t break into a million pieces. Nicky got up and then pulled a citizen’s arrest on his ass. The police showed up and the transient was arrested.

The only way this story could get hotter is if the transient turned out to be Dollhouse Dude. But I’m pretty sure the transient was a skinny baby or a scrappy kitten, because you have to be one weak ho to get arrested by Nicky Hilton. All you gotta do is clap your hands and the sound vibrations will send that bitch flying.

And I’m so fucking mad that Nicky Hilton got to scream “CITIZEN’S ARREST! CITIZEN’S ARREST!” That shit was wasted on that skank.

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