Morning Wood
February 23, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Some of the hot moment from last night including Phillipe Petit giving Oscar some head (or is it the other way around?) – Gawker
Jessica Biel’s fugly ass is making the roses run for cover – ICYDK
Barbara Eden looks younger than any of the Lohans – SOW
I’m surprised Mel Gibson doesn’t keep his Oscars up his ass – Celebitchy
Heather Graham kept it green by wearing a recycled costume from Boogie Nights – Popoholic
Simon Cowell’s heart is already made of black ice, but he wants to freeze his whole body too when he kicks it – Socialite Life
The court room should be cleared of water carafes when Heather Mills steps in – Holy Moly!
Josh Kelley is a mega lie-teller – I’m Not Obsessed
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