Cupcakes At Last For Stains!

February 23, 2009 / Posted by:

This past Friday, The Soup named Stains as Entertainer of the Year! And rightfully so! If Stains could talk, he’d tell you he knew this was coming, because his Alice Cooper crystal eyeballs can see into the future!

Joel McHale honored Stains with a platter of delicious cupcakes. They were just like the ones that dance around his eyes day and night. Okay, they weren’t exactly the same. Joel gave him doggy ones instead which is like eating a spoonful of wet flour. I’ve tried. The bong made me do it.

But Stains doesn’t seem to mind. When I stare into his Magic 8 Ball eyes, I also see the future and the future is STAINS! Stains for king of everything!

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