Wonky Is The Worst

February 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Every year, the Razzie Awards dishonor the biggest shit shows in film and not surprisingly, Parasite Hilton swept that mess along with Mike Myers. Parasite was named Worst Actress for Hottie & the Nottie, Supporting Actress for Repo and Screen Couple (with Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore) for Hottie. Mike Meyers’ The Love Guru got Worst Picture, Worst Actor and Worst Screenplay.

Pierce Brosnan’s dying bear warble in Mamma Mia! got him Worst Supporting Actor. Unfortunately, none of those whores were on hand to accept their awards. FUN HATERS. Here’s the entire list of losers:

Worst Picture: The Love Guru

Worst Actor: Mike Myers – The Love Guru

Worst Actress: Wonky – The Hottie and the Nottie

Worst Supporting Actress: Wonky – Repo: The Genetic Opera

Worst Supporting Actor: Pierce Brosnan – Mamma Mia!

Worst Screen Couple: Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore – The Hottie and the Nottie

Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel: (Combined Category for 2008): Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Director: Uwe Boll – 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and Postal

Worst Screenplay: The Love Guru – Written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement: Uwe Boll

At this point, can we just officially name Parasite as The Worst Piece of Trash Who Ever Lived and stop giving her any kind of awards? We already know she’s god fucking awful in the worst kind of way, so that goes without saying. Give a Razzie to a real bitch who deserves that shit. Although, the Razzie trophy will totally go with Wonky’s shiny herp dingles.

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